hahaha son this bread is huge
When you find fries in the bottom of your McDonald’s bag
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?
Make John Green find the thing?
This is the kind of movie Gus would have wanted to be in.
if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?
^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?
Step one: step two:
Y’all need Jesus.
or even more easy way?
Are you saying you don’t store your milk in a fridge then?
They meant how do you cap it, because milk can still go bad in the fridge.