intriguers:

how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

ashtoniws:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

EPIC PRANK OFF! +

trashypunkers:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 
  • 100 cats

grandtheftemo:

i dont know if i can ever get married because most of my heart belongs to fall out boy

dancakes:

young-volcxnoes:

dancakes:

i have notifications on for phil and i forgot to put my phone on silent so it beeped when he tweeted this during one of my lessons and i was told to read it out to the class

oh my GOD did you do it? 

i did indeed, and seeming as most people in the class had no idea who amazingphil is i got a fair amount of weird looks